June 2013
if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane
lolololo when you're a douche
I consider myself more of an asshole…or a bitch but douche works too.
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
ive been cursed with the inability to put my thoughts into words and because of this people assume im unintelligent or dumb and that really pisses me off
u worded this pretty well tho
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. Or move on from it. It still hurts as much as it did then and I can’t believe that you’ve really stopped. So many people that are so nice to my face did shit behind my back with you..I can’t trust anyone and it all makes me sick. *sigh* /endvent
“The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.”
—(via frankie-wolf)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
“I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene.”
—Joshua Bennett - Plankton
(via luv-me-tender)
(via luv-me-tender)
cosmo tip #696
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
I love thunderstorms. I want to live somewhere where it’ll thunderstorm for like a week straight.
Come down to Massachusetts yo.
“We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.”
—(via heroin-and-chocolate)
