if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane
I consider myself more of an asshole…or a bitch but douche works too.
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. Or move on from it. It still hurts as much as it did then and I can’t believe that you’ve really stopped. So many people that are so nice to my face did shit behind my back with you..I can’t trust anyone and it all makes me sick. *sigh* /endvent
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap